Don’t Count the Sheep
Warning, may cause drowsiness and sleep. Do not count the sheep while operating heavy machinery; guarding high valuable items, especially under high alert from known gallery thief sightings in the area; driving land vehicles including Ford Fiestas, locomotives most things with wheels or flying aircraft including aeroplanes, helicopters and space rockets; during the adverts of a tv show you are intending to binge in an evening; in a restaurant having just ordered time sensitive food like a baked potato or ice cream; during high pressure interviews for a dream job or any 'once in a lifetime opportunity'; during a first date with your childhood crush and mid conversation, especially when talking about feelings, hopes and dreams for the future and trying to prove you are a good, attentive listener; during performance of a eulogy; during surgery if you are the surgeon; while conducting an orchestra for a dictator before the 1800's; while escaping sharks, gorillas, rhino's or any animal not a pet and deemed dangerous or escaping werewolves, or zombies or any supernatural phenomena hitherto unexplained and so impossible to disclose in these terms and conditions; etc.